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([personal profile] mschaos Jul. 7th, 2018 04:20 pm)
my mother sent me an email in ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT of a new diet that she created and lost 15 pounds and why don't I just try it
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FIFTEEEN POUNDS??????
WHAT IS THAT IN SENSIBLE METRIC?
SHOULD I SIGN UP?

(I think one lb is about 0.5kg, so 7kg weightloss is actually outside my ballpark of 'easy weight', so that is actually either pretty good or concerning. WHAT IS THE ONE THING DIET-SCIENCE-TYPES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW she does???? is it only eating two meals a day of oven-cooked bacon covered with shaved Nepalase chocolate?)



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If you lose weight *then* what will she make you feel bad about?

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My response is likely to include "but her emails" and "lock her up".
But I don't know your mum, so I'm no sure how far into MAGAland I should go.
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